The Kingdom of Womble 9566 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.715 billion Womble 9566ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The strong Womble 9566ian economy, worth 277 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 48,517 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 312,701 per year while the poor average 3,041, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9566's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 9566 is ranked 237,157^th in the world and 10,798^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.